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小伙伴们大家好,欢迎来到本期的“国外也有段子手”!相信大家都被凌晨的欧冠半决赛所震撼,利物浦在主场上演惊天大逆转,奥里吉和威纳尔杜姆双双梅开,客场作战的巴萨以4球完败。另外,昨天进行的英超焦点战中,曼城则战胜莱斯特城继续领先红军1分。好了,话不多说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧!

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安菲尔德奇迹!利物浦4-0巴塞罗那

Jayveesac:今年对巴萨来说已经是一种进步了!明年他们可能就在欧冠决赛里领先3球被翻盘了
。(It’s a progress year for Barcelona. Next year maybe, they will blow a
3-goal lead in the Final.)

ThatMajesticGuy24:米兰球迷退出了群聊。(Milan fans have left the chat.)

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Jayveesac:心塞罗那。(BARCRYLONA.)

Seltinc:伊斯坦菲尔德!(Istanfield.)

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Miniatom:巴萨竟然搞砸了3条龙的领先优势!(Barcelona blowing a three
dragon lead.)

BrotherSeamus:万万没想到,最后杀死夜王的竟然是奥里吉…(Origi doing the
equivalent of killing the NK certainly subverted my expectations.)

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Teachop2:奥里吉一定是二丫变脸假扮的!因为他们说“没人”能击败巴塞罗那!(Origi
is Arya inside confirmed, because they said no one can beat Barcelona.)

Sokratese:我们要对欧冠冠军说什么?巴萨:不是今天!(What do we say to
the Champions League trophy? Barcelona: NOT TODAY!)

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Abdi04:奥里吉和威纳尔杜姆的爱情故事,绝对比雷加王子和莱安娜美妙多了!(Origi
and Wijnaldum: a better love story than Lyanna and Rhaegar.)

Abdi04:阿诺德的角球就像出没在神木林中的异鬼一样,所有人还没明白怎么回事就已经领盒饭了…(Just
like the white walkers in godswood and TAA’s corner. Nobody paid
attention and bottled it.)

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Kackhans:说真的,这剧情比权力的游戏强太多了!(Tbh this was way more
well written than GoT.)

3amHoe:我怀疑现在权游的靠谱编剧全都跳槽去写欧冠了!(Guess the good
writing from GoT has all gone to the CL.)

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IntrepidMeeseeks:在安菲尔德又失去了一项冠军,不知道苏亚雷斯和库蒂尼奥现在有何感想…(Can’t
believe what Suarez and Coutinho would feel if they lost another trophy
at Anfield.)

crocodileinitaly:人们最喜欢做的事,就是对失败者的幸灾乐祸。而至于失败者是谁,并不重要。唯一在乎的就是嘲笑别人所带来的优越感罢了。(What
we like most is to laugh at bottlers no matter who they are, the only
thing that matters is the fulfillment brought by it.)

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theRomanEmpire:大巴黎球迷可以歇一歇了,毕竟这赛季最大的笑柄已经不是自己了…(PSG
fans can rest easy now knowing that they weren’t the biggest bottlers
this season.)

Toto_radio:如果巴黎和巴萨组成一支联队,那他们能被逆转多大的领先优势呢?(How
big of a lead could lose a combined team of PSG and Barça?)

solve_PvsNP:梅西就是灭霸没跑了!(Messi is Thanos confirmed.)

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coffeeandstets:卖库鸟的钱让我们提升了好多,真应该给他发一张好人卡!(We
improved a lot with the money we got. We should send Coutinho a thank
you card.)

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simfoe89:奥里吉血虐巴萨,我们这是生活在什么时代…(Origi bossing
Barcelona. What timeline are we in? )

itsdantheichiman:没有梅西,足球会失去很多乐趣;但没有奥里吉,足球就失去了一切!(Football
without Messi is Boring, Football without Origi is NOTHING.)

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MelquanTheDon17:我是真不敢相信这一切啊,哈哈哈哈哈!(I don’t fucking
believe it hahahahahaha.)

Elketro:有啥不敢信的,这可是巴萨啊!(LADS IT’S BARCA.)

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:巴萨与利物浦上次在欧冠相遇时的首发

samalam1:碟中谍的剧情又开始上演了!(mission impossible theme starts
playing.)

AdenintheGlaven:红军老铁,我们布莱顿也不会让你们失望的!(We won’t let
you down Liverpool o7.)

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flamboyant11:我奶奶去地里挖土豆走过的路,都比梅西今晚的跑动距离长!(My
grandma coves more distance when shes gathering potatoes than Messi
tonight.)

xtomp1234567x:这得多弱鸡的球队才能在欧冠领先3个球被逆转?(Only a scrub
team loses a 3-0 lead in the CL.)

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twatvillareal:如果今晚菲尔米诺和萨拉赫都能出场,说不定比赛就是0-0了,因为奥里吉大帝没法表演了!(If
only we had Firmino and Salah, it’d be 0-0 because that means King Origi
wouldn’t be on.)

rohanartoo:萨拉赫绝对就是奇异博士!他在14,000,065
种可能的结局中发现了唯一能晋级的一种,于是他在踢纽卡的时候选择受伤,就是为了让奥里吉上场!(Salah
is Dr. Strange confirmed. Saw 1 out of 14,000,065 scenarios that would
give us the win and took a hit in Newcastle game so Origi could play.)

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​孔帕尼世界波,曼城1-0莱斯特城

Solar24_
14:我预测的这争冠之战的最佳结局,就是曼城最后一轮输给布莱顿,而利物浦又输给了狼队…(My
prediction is City loses next week to Brighton and Liverpool loses to
Wolves. The only right way to finish this.)

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browser2345:当年曼城把伊希纳乔卖给莱斯特城绝对是下的一步大棋…(9-D chess
by city selling iheanacho to Leicester.)

AngryPenguin501:这是孔帕尼有史以来第一次禁区外射门得分,利物浦一定是被诅咒了…(Kompany’s
first ever goal from outside the box. Liverpool are truly cursed.)

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get_choong:看这场比赛绝对和看权游一样让人揪心,除非权游的角色你一个都不喜欢…(This
is Game of Thrones-level anxiety except I don’t like any of the
characters.)

ColonelSpeckleberry:现在正在看权游呢,只希望这足球比赛的剧情不要像现在的权游一样狗血了…(Am
watching Game of Thrones instead just hope the football has a less
disappointing story arc.)

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好了,亲爱的小伙伴们,本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家播报到这啦,让我们拭目以待,来看下期歪果仁们更加精彩的一种低气压一直在办公室的上空盘旋,犀利吐槽吧!(本文内容转载自懂球帝,如侵权请联系删除)​​​

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